"Of course it had to be Douglas. It's always Douglas. 'Come for funny little Martin, stay for the mighty sky god Douglas'. You might as well call it The Douglas Show. Well, let's remember who's still the Captain and commander here, shall we?"

"Er, Skip? Mum says, quote: if you're quite done ranting to the mirror, Douglas is bored and I need you to distract him; I don't care how, wink-wink, nudge-nudge..."

"Arthur!"

"...end quote."

"Yes, fine, just give me a minute."

"Sure, Skip!"

"Damn. I've lost my train of thought now."

"Brilliant! Mum said you might..."